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santa-not-satan:

sometimes i’m drake and sometimes i’m helen

santa-not-satan:

sometimes i’m drake and sometimes i’m helen

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danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda
The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda

The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

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morningchorus:

misandry-mermaid:

bonequeer:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

Oh my god, that last story though.
"You smile at people indiscriminately at your customer service job!! You’re practically telling me to my face that I’m not special!"
JFC the male entitlement is palpable.

i can’t tell you the number of times i think i’m just having a friendly conversation and then it’s assumed i’m flirting. it’s one of the reasons i shun friendly conversations with men i don’t know.

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posted 19 hours ago with 245,135 notes

transyoite:

yungrufio:

megasumpex:

shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things

or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still having blankets of empty in their memory and wondering why they can’t remember chunks of things or why their timelines are all off

oh my god i thought i was alone

posted 20 hours ago with 51,375 notes
rohoshi-shipper:

Favorite photos of Jensen and Misha 15/25 (x)

rohoshi-shipper:

Favorite photos of Jensen and Misha 15/25 (x)
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jasmine-blu:

my life goals

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hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

posted 20 hours ago with 123,778 notes
via pyou · © e-m-e-t-t

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:


don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

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via guy · © memewhore

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best-of-memes:

Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME - 10 TV Shows
↳  6/10 Sherlock

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make me choose: stonerclone asked
Orphan Black or Orange Is New The Black

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