I don’t understand
……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….
I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…
Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.
what just happened?
what the actual fuck
i am so uncomfortable right now
Well I’ve been pokemon master so I think I know why I was offered the job
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
i have bras more supportive than you
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
your hair, sir (◠‿◠✿)
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.