He's Clueing for Looks
© meliapond

frostedhootowl:

mcmuphin:

3 dudes attempt a smoky eyes makeup tutorial while I fight for gasps of air

Me when I try using makeup tutorials to put makeup on

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mawiled:

schroederismyspiritanimal:

ifuckedrupertgraves:

retardis-guy:

johllyismyotp:

panicmoon15:

murgatroid:

humdrumplumblr:

horriblewarning:

I don’t understand

……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….

I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…

Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.

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what just happened?

what the actual fuck

I disapprove? 

wow no

i am so uncomfortable right now

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hollaatkylee:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Well I’ve been pokemon master so I think I know why I was offered the job

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

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quickcilver:

your hair, sir (◠‿◠✿)

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 Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

posted 16 hours ago with 43,709 notes

rosewolfy:

Make me choose

↳ anonymous asked: 10’s TARDIS or 11’s TARDIS?

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jensenfans:

deanmeme - Favourite Episodes (2/6)

➥ Sam, Interrupted // 5x11

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luaren:


every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

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paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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